How Tight Can Your Facelift Be ?

I was walking in New York City today and saw a well dressed woman who's skin was just the tightest thing ever. Normally a lift will relax after some time, like when Michelle Pfeiffer was Tucked and by the time she did "Hairspray" the face had relaxed enough. Before you get a Lift, do you truly need it, sun damaged you can't get back from but most people over-do plastic surgery. Think before you Tuck, Your Face or Dick.

Why Is Charlie Sheen Alive Anyway

I remember when Martin Sheen begged people if they saw Charlie doing drugs, to call and have him arrested. So he somehow got a show on CBS playing a Hooker buying Alcoholic, they left out the Drug addiction, for their family viewing line-up. The funny thing is that he is playing a character that is him to the core and is pissed they are only sort of kissing his ass for the lack of talent loser that he is.

I have said many times that Loser Assholes such as Andy Dick, David Hasselhoff and Charlie Sheen should do the world a favor And Kill Themselves.

So Charlie either shut the fuck up and DIE. We are all done with you Waste Of Oxygen Losers talking endless shit and begging for yet another pity party. So kill your-self or we will do it for you. You No Talent Prick.

Michael Blosil, Marie Osmond's Adopted Son

I don't know if Michael Blosil was Gay, But I do Know Roseanne Barr is a HEART-LESS CUNT. Although many Men who go to Fashion Institutes are Gay, Michael was an addict who went to Rehab not so long ago and all addicts I have known are using to cover some kind of pain. Who the Hell is Roseanne with her FUCKED UP LIFE typing about the Osmond's belief system and why Michael killed himself. I have known many Mormons, Christians, Jews and Catholics who had complete self hatred and have at an older age, still look down on their Gayness. I have to say as an Atheist that it comes to a point in life, no matter how difficult, to accept ones-self and not blame society, religion or your over all appearance for why you hate yourself.

I am a FAG and no God, no Person and No Government can ever tell ME HOW TO THINK ABOUT MYSELF

. Many people can't get over their childhoods, Honey find a support group or therapy but most importantly get off your ass and do something. We all have problems and it would be great if everyone liked us, but why is that necessary, just like your-self for Fucks Sake. In 2008 my three year old nephew died from Mini Blind Cord Death and a story was written in the local paper that was cold and not what should have been written, they said nothing educational like - every 10 days a child in the United States dies from Blind Cord Death - every three days a child in the U.S. is taken to an E.R. for injuries caused by Mini Blind Cords. When a child dies, It is not the right time for a judgemental tirade on what you think its all about. Roseanne Barr should know better than to blame the family and if she doesn't know better in the future than maybe she should go to a balcony and take a Swan Dive and save the world from her Mentally Ill Bull-Shit.

David Hasselhoff Has No Reason To Live

I don't watch Americas Got Talent, mainly because of Brandy and the Night Rider, I can't understand people with No Talent judging others. I saw an interview with Oprah and David Hasselhoff said the reason he isn't known as a singer in the United States is because his Big Pay-Per-View special was a flop, it was the night O.J Simpson and Al Cowling were chased by the police. Damn that O.J for killing two people and costing David his singing career. No, The Reason Is A Total Lack Of Talent on Your Part Dave.

Dumb Ass Gary Coleman Arrested Again

I need to add to my "WHY ARE THEY ALIVE" list, at the top are David Hasselhoff and Andy Dick, two Waste of Oxygen individuals who should take suicide as an option. But Gary Colman married a fetus, he's 41 she's 24, he never had a good relationship in his life and what a shock he has been arrested for domestic violence charges. Gary has been fucked up for some time, but Oprah has done many shows telling Black people they can get THERAPY now, did you hear that GARY. If you hate your life so much either take responsibility for your own happiness and get therapy or "KILL YOUR SELF"! Maybe he can take Spencer Pratt out with him.

A Story About A Gay Man And His Father

I do love my family, but like everyone else - on occasion one or more say something that I wonder what delusional world are they living in. I am 41 and have been an out gay man since my late teens, a number of years ago my father asked me when I was going to have children (to carry on the family name) and I told him I would like to adopt a child but with my type one diabetes I would never selfishly birth my own, you know that German Selective Breeding Thing And All. I also informed him that my STRAIGHT brother would be his best bet for a little bastard with the family name and blood line. Dad told me (that he had given up hope for Bill to have any kids, So I'm the one who has to do this)..... Now my father has always been in his own World since his birth, but I felt it necessary to drop him back into reality..... So I said ( Me Shooting A Load In A Twat Is Not Going To Happen, Because Remember I'm A FAG ) Dad laughed and that was the last of us talking about me naturally having kids.
So that brings me to recent times. My mother and father are divorced and mom has just retired so she is looking to sell her house and move back to New York, you know the whole Be Closer To Family and Friends thing. So My Father told her ( Don't Move Back To New York Because Of The High Taxes and Massachusetts Because They Allow Gay Marriage ) which my mom then reminded him of his Gay Son -ME-. Dad blew off my mom's comment about me and went on to some more Rush Limbaugh propaganda.
Normally when I speak to my father he will make a typically uneducated comment about politics and I usually tell him ( He should take Rush Limbaugh's dick out of his mouth before speaking with me). And what is most odd to me is that in 41 years, I have made more money and paid more Taxes than my 73 year old father, Yet I don't exist to America's Government. As Ex President Bush says ( Gay Marriage Would Be The Destruction Of The American Family ), even though he did nothing about the divorce rate increasing or how about all the children aging out of our Foster Care system. Funny how many Gay men in the U.S. adopt foster kids and raise them after they have been discarded by their natural BREEDER parents, yet some-how Gay Marriage is what would destroy families. I THINK IF GEORGE W. GOT HIS DICK SUCKED AT SOME POINT IN THE WHITE HOUSE, HE MIGHT NOT BE SUCH A STUPID ASSHOLE !!! As for my Father and his lack of a clue, I'm smart enough to know There's No Hope For Him and when he dies, I will just throw him out with the rest of the trash.
It all reminds me of a quote from the book and movie "Forest Gump" .............. ( Mama always says - Stupid Is, As Stupid Does ) !!!

Paris Hilton Should Only Educate Us About Her Numerous STD's

When you want to know about Herpes or the Clap One should talk to Paris Hilton , but I think Swine Flu is out of her spectrum of knowledge. Paris says "I don't eat that" when asked about swine flu in an online video. Eating pork you Dumb Cow does not give you Swine Flu, don't touch your face-unless you wash your hands first. And if you see a sick pig, don't bring it home with you. That goes for men too. Paris Hilton is a "Fucking Waste Of Oxygen". Sometimes I'm just to German for my own good.

Simon Rex And Lance Bass Frighten Me

Well it seams like Simon and Lance are going to be in a gayer than gay TV show, Yeah like were all waiting for that to premiere. I'm not sure which one of these guys would give you more STDs, Simon dated Paris Hilton and was in Jerk-Off porn - Lance worked with or dated Justin Timberlake. Supposedly Justin dated Britney Spears, but there's no proof that wasn't Lance. I included a shot from one of Simon's porn flicks, his name was Sebastian than.

Paul Kirkland Dancer From Nelly Furtado's Say It Right Video

Paul Kirkland born on June 17th 1982, has worked with Madonna, Jennifer Lopez and Christina Aguilera. He graduated from the Douglas Anderson School of the Arts, and went on to be in several music videos and concert tours. Madonna describes him as -the funkiest white guy she knows- , and that coming from someone who dated Dennis Rodman, is saying something. Paul is touring with Madonna on her Sticky and Sweet tour.

John F. Kennedy, Jr. Died From A Lapse In Judgement

I think growing up in the public eye would be difficult for any child of a performer or politician. Luckily enough Teddy was not his father, but still having his parents legacy made every step he took a media event. Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis did not want her son to pilot an airplane of any type, and he did not until after her death, did she have a premonition about the crash. His choice to fly that evening cost the lives of himself, his wife and sister in law. A wrongful death lawsuit was brought against the Kennedy Estate by the Bessette family with an out of court settlement, avoiding the public trial. Its best for everyone to always use better judgement in the choices we make, and although I don't blame him for intentionally killing anyone, he did have a total lapse in judgement.

Who is Gay, Straight Or Bi

People ask me -how to tell what sexual orientation a person is- so here is a diagram for you individuals without Gay Dar to evaluate your family members or significant others.

Jack Wrangler, Dead At 62

John Robert Stillman born on July 11, 1946 went on to become porn star Jack Wrangler. He was married to legendary singer Margaret Whiting (although he remained admittedly gay all of his life). During his adult-film career, Wrangler appeared in 47 films including "New York Construction Company" 1970, "Kansas City Trucking Co." 1976, and "Sex Machine" 1980, and in straight porn "Jack and Jill" 1979, and "The Devil in Miss Jones 2" 1982. Wrangler died on April 7, 2009, at the age of 62 from complications from emphysema.

Paul Ridley's Row For Hope

Paul Ridley's trans-Atlantic expedition began in the Canary Islands in December, 2008. The rowboat is just over 19 feet long, with solar power for survival equipment, navigation and communication systems. So why would a guy do this ? After the death of their mother to skin cancer in 2001, both Paul and his sister Joy decided to raise money for cancer research and he enjoys boating. I personally think this is a great way to raise both money and awareness for skin cancer. With many charities in existence most people don't know which ones to give to, so by doing something the media will take notice of, draws attention and discussion to the cause. He spoke with his father Mark Ridley daily, Paul would tell his father what he accomplished that day, and he didn't want to talk about the finish, they spoke mostly about the task at hand. The 3000 mile trip ended in Antigua, the effort had raised about $100,000, but Ridley isn't letting that deter him. He believes more contributions will roll in as the row is completed and media attention increases. "Sure, an ocean row for a great cause is hard to top," he said. "But I'm still only 25, and it would be against my personality if I never did anything else."

Antigay Catholic Teacher Keeps His Job

Timothy Kane, a 26-year-old math teacher, was ordered to undergo a mental evaluation and anger management training. After threatening two Connecticut lawmakers for introducing a bill that would mandate fiscal oversight for churches has been allowed to keep his job. The proposed law, which has since been withdrawn, would have changed how Catholic churches managed their finances and administrative dealings. Timothy Kane sent an e-mail on March 10 to Rep. Mike Lawlor and Sen. Andrew McDonald concerning the bill. -"You better hope myself and other Catholics don't find out where you live," Kane wrote, according to police, "cause there's hell to pay for your attack on the church. Fuck off. God hates gay sex."- So when do the stories come out about this guy sucking someone off. With lips like that, you know the fucker swallows. Catholics tend to have really screwed up sexual thoughts, with the once a Catholic, always a Catholic saying and all. But really, who does this closet case think he is kidding. HELL PARTY OF ONE ! This wanna be faggot needs to get greased and plowed !

What Happens When A Bottom Goes Christian ?

I just read another interview with Tom Katt ( David Papaleo ) and in 2003 he decided to retire Tom Katt from the adult film industry in order to cultivate his spirituality. He returned to Georgia, fell in love with a woman to whom he told his story, and, as she seemed neither bothered nor threatened by his past, he decided to continue the relationship. I think he should have mentioned love somewhere in all of that. They were married in December of 2005. Some back history about him, Papaleo's mother suffered from depression and was shot and killed by his stepfather when Papaleo was 11 years old. Bodybuilding became a form of therapy, helping him deal with the loss of his mother. After graduation, he worked odd jobs and did personal training on the side to support his goal of becoming a professional bodybuilder. By this time, his body had developed and a friend of a friend presented him with his first offer to appear in an adult movie from Fox Studios, a gay-themed adult film studio that specialized in the bodybuilder genre. He agreed and signed a contract with the studio. According to Papaleo, his primary reason for agreeing to appear in adult films was its lucrative pay scale. Papaleo took the alias of Tom Katt, and, at age 21, appeared in his first adult film. He continued to compete regularly and competed in, at least, three shows per year, as well as continue to enjoy a successful career as a personal trainer. After he won his first regional bodybuilding competition, he was able to demand more money from his clients. His career as a pornographic actor also flourished, and, as he became more popular, his salary increased. He would begin to date men and women who were also involved in the adult film industry. Papaleo continued his adult film career with Falcon Studios and personal training in Georgia until the sale of adult videos became legal in the state. An adult video store opened near the gym where he worked and pictures, videos and other items featuring his image were clearly visible in the store's windows by clients, some of whom belonged to the gym. These and other issues led to the impairment of Papaleo's self-image, he landed on hard times and began to move from place to place. From 1997 to 2003, he moved to Los Angeles, returned to Georgia, only to go back to Hollywood. Papaleo eventually found peace within himself with as he says prayer and the Bible. I have to say, that it is nice to see a Gay Porn Star ( Bottom ) not trash his past and blame every Gay Man hes meet, for the position he put himself into. David Papaleo remains supportive of the gay community and is very critical of mainstream Christian stances on homosexuality.

Princess Diana Would Be Proud !

Prince Harry is the first royal to serve in a war zone in 25 years. The last royal to serve was his uncle, the Duke of York, who was a helicopter pilot in the Falklands conflict. Though his father, grandfather and brother have all served in the military, none of them have seen war action. Prince William is not eligible for combat service since he is second in line for the British crown.

West Point Grads Form Gay Support Group

Thirty-eight graduates of the U.S. Military Academy at West Point, N.Y., came out of the closet Monday with an offer to help their alma mater educate future Army leaders on the need to accept and honor the sacrifices of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender troops.
“Knights Out” wants to serve as a connection between gay troops and Army administrators, particularly at West Point, to provide an “open forum” for communication between gay West Point graduates and their fellow alumni nd to serve in an advisory role for West Point leaders in the eventuality — which the group believes is both “imminent and inevitable” — that the law and policy collectively known as “don’t ask, don’t tell” are repealed by Congress. In forming Knights Out, its 38 members are following the example of similar support and education groups formed by graduates of the U.S. Naval Academy and U.S. Air Force Academy, known respectively as USNA Out and Blue Alliance. Most if not all of these groups’ members also belong to the Service Academy Gay and Lesbian Alumni social network, a group that Knights Out claims includes some active-duty commanders serving in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Is Hannah Montana's Aunt Dolly Gay?

E online has yet another story about Dolly Parton, -Is She or Isn't She- Gay. Dolly Parton knows that she's been the target of gay rumors for years and years because of her close relationship with lifelong best friend Judy Ogle. "We're absolutely totally honest, open and comfortable with each other," Parton says in the new issue of AARP magazine. "We've been accused of being lovers. We do love each other, but we've never been like that." (For the record, Parton has been married to her retired businessman husband, Carl Dean, for 43 years!) Common Gay-DAR sense would tell you she's not a DYKE, she doesn't wear flannel, she acts and sings and not working in the local automotive department, and most importantly shes not into Scientology. How many straight and Bi men would line up to see Dolly have a Dyke off.

Army Sgt. Darren Manzella, Out And Proud !

Even if no one is asking, Army Sgt. Darren Manzella has been telling anyone who'll listen that he's gay - without serious retribution so far from the military. Manzella, a medic who served in Iraq and Kuwait, has acknowledged his sexual orientation in national media interviews and again on Tuesday in a Washington news conference.
"This is who I am. This is my life," said Manzella, who received a combat medical badge for his service in Iraq. "It has never affected my job performance before. I don't think it will make a difference now. And to be honest since then, I don't see a difference because of my homosexuality." Manzella still could be investigated now that he has left the battlefield. Every time he has said he is gay publicly can be counted as a violation of the policy, one of his attorneys said. Manzella first told a military supervisor about his sexual orientation in August 2006 while he was stationed at Fort Hood, Texas, and working in division headquarters. Three weeks after Manzella made the revelation, his battalion commander told him an investigation had been closed without finding "proof of homosexuality." A month later, Manzella was redeployed for the war in Iraq. Elaine Donnelly, president of the Center for Military Readiness, said Manzella's commanders should have discharged him when they learned he was gay. Her group opposes allowing gays to join the military.

Gay Marriage in Vermont !

A state Senate committee unanimously approved a gay marriage bill on Friday, moving Vermont one step closer to allowing same-sex couples to legally wed. Its funny to me, that President Bush said "gay marriage would be the destruction of the American family" yet he did nothing for the high rate of children aging out of the foster care system, the divorce rate has risen his entire 8 years in office, and he took tax dollars away from public schools and colleges. So I guess he thought Divorced, uneducated people are the ones who legally should be allowed to be married.