Paris Hilton Should Only Educate Us About Her Numerous STD's

When you want to know about Herpes or the Clap One should talk to Paris Hilton , but I think Swine Flu is out of her spectrum of knowledge. Paris says "I don't eat that" when asked about swine flu in an online video. Eating pork you Dumb Cow does not give you Swine Flu, don't touch your face-unless you wash your hands first. And if you see a sick pig, don't bring it home with you. That goes for men too. Paris Hilton is a "Fucking Waste Of Oxygen". Sometimes I'm just to German for my own good.

Simon Rex And Lance Bass Frighten Me

Well it seams like Simon and Lance are going to be in a gayer than gay TV show, Yeah like were all waiting for that to premiere. I'm not sure which one of these guys would give you more STDs, Simon dated Paris Hilton and was in Jerk-Off porn - Lance worked with or dated Justin Timberlake. Supposedly Justin dated Britney Spears, but there's no proof that wasn't Lance. I included a shot from one of Simon's porn flicks, his name was Sebastian than.