Paris Hilton Should Only Educate Us About Her Numerous STD's

When you want to know about Herpes or the Clap One should talk to Paris Hilton , but I think Swine Flu is out of her spectrum of knowledge. Paris says "I don't eat that" when asked about swine flu in an online video. Eating pork you Dumb Cow does not give you Swine Flu, don't touch your face-unless you wash your hands first. And if you see a sick pig, don't bring it home with you. That goes for men too. Paris Hilton is a "Fucking Waste Of Oxygen". Sometimes I'm just to German for my own good.