E online has yet another story about Dolly Parton, -Is She or Isn't She- Gay. Dolly Parton knows that she's been the target of gay rumors for years and years because of her close relationship with lifelong best friend Judy Ogle. "We're absolutely totally honest, open and comfortable with each other," Parton says in the new issue of AARP magazine. "We've been accused of being lovers. We do love each other, but we've never been like that." (For the record, Parton has been married to her retired businessman husband, Carl Dean, for 43 years!) Common Gay-DAR sense would tell you she's not a DYKE, she doesn't wear flannel, she acts and sings and not working in the local automotive department, and most importantly shes not into Scientology. How many straight and Bi men would line up to see Dolly have a Dyke off.
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