Growing Tomatoes During Winter In New York

For years I have grown Tomatoes indoors, it does take a little more time but its worth the effort. The main thing is knowing how to pollinate the flowers, you need the plant to respond like it does with a Bee. Usually in late afternoon the flowers are at the right point I use an electronic massage wand at the base of the Flower and a Q-Tip to catch the pollen dust (it releases a yellow dust), then you rub the Q-Tip on the stamen. Within a few days you can see a small Tomato forming. Each year I add on to the different plants I grow during the Winter months, Strawberries are an easy thing to grow & pollinate, you just have to lightly go over the flowers with a small brush. If you have ever eaten a fresh vine ripened Strawberry you know they are red and sweet all the way thru.

Barkley the English Bulldog playing in the snow

Koi fish swim in circle - very unusual sighting!

Whitney Houston ... Forever Lost

I remember seeing Whitney on the Micheal Douglas Show and Clive Davis introducing her saying she was a top model and did not need the music for fame. Of coarse Whitney when asked about the modeling Carrier fessed up and said she had only done a few catalog shots in Europe, when the magazines tried to find pictures to put on their covers they only had some multiple person shots with her in them. Clive Davis loves to create a story around the artist. Christ David Hassellhoff should hire him.
When she had the song "I want to Dance with somebody" in the top ten she went to Florida to perform outside the restaurant Kelly Mcgillis (her Girlfriend) had just opened. Many reporters were there including the Entertainment Tonight people asking why are you here doing this, Whitney said "She's supporting her friend", all these guys who had gotten the press release talking about the event thought she was going to come out of the closet, NO. Kelly dropped her later when Whitney would not stop the drugs.
I like some of her music, her movies "The Bodyguard" & "Waiting To Exhale" but at the same time I am hoping the B.S. level of shock that anyone is trying to put over like when Amy Winehouse, Anna Nichole Smith or Micheal Jackson died. The amount of drugs these people had taken completely destroyed their bodies and if the cause of death was not drug related than the fact that her body was a shell from the TON of Coke she did in her lifetime was the cause.
I have lost over one hundred friends from HIV and over twenty from type 2 diabetes and some people take their Meds and go forward but not all did. At this point in my life I can't destroy my own health by worrying about somebodies illness Who Has No Clue. Why do so many people make life more difficult than it truly should be. Therapy, group counseling, Hell suicide all are options.
Please people get over the BULLSHIT.

Happy New Years To All !

I hope you had a great New Years Eve, I enjoyed myself staying at home. Making dinner for family and friends is always something I like to do, well I am a Domestic Goddess you know. In this upcoming year I wish you all Happiness and Joy, let everything else roll off your back.
Damn they left out Pig Pen. Fucking Peanuts germaphobes!

Is Taylor Lautner Coming Out ?

First off I think one-day well see Taylor with a collar on being walked around by his boyfriend Clay Aiken, but he is only 19 years old so we should humor his stupid little stunts. A little advice TayTay, in the future don't Come-Out on a fake cover of People Magazine, just stay at home with one of the many dicks you are sucking and I will quote the great Dianne Wiest here "Don't Speak ..." fill your mouth and keep quite slut.

The phony People cover features the 19-year-old Lautner with the text, "Tired of rumors, the Twilight star opens up about his decision to finally come out" and the fabricated quote, "I'm more liberated, and happier than I've ever been."

God this guy makes Mario Lopez and Ryan Seacrest look Straight, OK... nothing makes them look Str8. I have worked with many young people who do stupid, thoughtless things and don't realize what issues it can cause say with another young person coming out of the closet. A great many gay men and women have self hatred, I can only say that you can't ask the world to love you, when you hate yourself.

Happy Gay Thanksgiving To All !

Whats In A Name ?

A reader posted a comment about me calling men Trash, well first off I call myself Trash and don't think of it as a negative. Its like calling a gay man a Pig, sex with a Pig tends to be more fun by the way. Lord knows I am not offended by comments of any type, truth is I have had Type 1 Diabetes for 29 years and if it dosen't raise or lower my blood-sugar, then in general "I don't give a Fuck". I can tell you if I find a man who I want to be with for the rest of my life, I'm sure he was born in a trailer park. And I do love my cowboys and farmers. I love Trash. If I got married I could be trashie enough to be one of the Real Housewives and I would give those bitches a run for their money.

Stick A Fork In Me, Its Summer

The weather in New York has changed to Hot and Humid, I am at an age that does not like EXTREMES. Hot during the day and Cold at night, this old Gurls Blood Sugar is going all over the place. It is nice to not need much clothing on and the Up-State Guys are barley covering them-selves, the Dirty Little Pigs that they are. Today I was working outside and Sweating up a storm, my hair stuck straight up like the old Cupie dolls. Is it me or do those dolls look like Butt-Plugs. I know - It takes a village of Gay to create a collectors item.

Do You Know "Made In America" Does Not Mean -Made By Americans !

The other day a friend said they only wanted to buy "Made In The USA" products. I asked is it the company that has to be American or is it the workers, I have worked in a few factories in New York state and over half the workers were illegals, so is paying the price for Owners of companies to live well, enough for you. I don't think Americans have the same work ethic other countries have but at the same time I have seen owners live very well while paying their workers poorly. I am a very good worker also I am an outspoken bitch and at this point in my life anyone who has to deal with my bitching should find themselves some tranquilizers before talking with me. I have seen a great deal of workers who smoke, drink and do drugs to deal with the job, the work is physically demanding and the game-play of the management is tiring. So the next time you complain about the price or it not being MADE IN AMERICA - know who is getting your money and how well the owners of a company are doing and what they paying the workers and who are those workers. Made in America means Made By Indians, Mexicans, Brazilians, ETC...

Did You Hear About That Holocaust Thing ?

In recent times some pictures of Eva Braun in Black-Face have surfaced causing writers to comment " How Racist " the photos are. Eva was the longtime companion of Adolf Hitler and for less than 40 hours, his wife. Although Black-Face would be frowned upon in the present time, I think maybe if we looked into Eva and Hitler's past a just little, we might find something just a bit more EVIL.
Does the Holocaust Sound Familiar.

How Tight Can Your Facelift Be ?

I was walking in New York City today and saw a well dressed woman who's skin was just the tightest thing ever. Normally a lift will relax after some time, like when Michelle Pfeiffer was Tucked and by the time she did "Hairspray" the face had relaxed enough. Before you get a Lift, do you truly need it, sun damaged you can't get back from but most people over-do plastic surgery. Think before you Tuck, Your Face or Dick.

Why Is Charlie Sheen Alive Anyway

I remember when Martin Sheen begged people if they saw Charlie doing drugs, to call and have him arrested. So he somehow got a show on CBS playing a Hooker buying Alcoholic, they left out the Drug addiction, for their family viewing line-up. The funny thing is that he is playing a character that is him to the core and is pissed they are only sort of kissing his ass for the lack of talent loser that he is.

I have said many times that Loser Assholes such as Andy Dick, David Hasselhoff and Charlie Sheen should do the world a favor And Kill Themselves.

So Charlie either shut the fuck up and DIE. We are all done with you Waste Of Oxygen Losers talking endless shit and begging for yet another pity party. So kill your-self or we will do it for you. You No Talent Prick.

Michael Blosil, Marie Osmond's Adopted Son

I don't know if Michael Blosil was Gay, But I do Know Roseanne Barr is a HEART-LESS CUNT. Although many Men who go to Fashion Institutes are Gay, Michael was an addict who went to Rehab not so long ago and all addicts I have known are using to cover some kind of pain. Who the Hell is Roseanne with her FUCKED UP LIFE typing about the Osmond's belief system and why Michael killed himself. I have known many Mormons, Christians, Jews and Catholics who had complete self hatred and have at an older age, still look down on their Gayness. I have to say as an Atheist that it comes to a point in life, no matter how difficult, to accept ones-self and not blame society, religion or your over all appearance for why you hate yourself.

I am a FAG and no God, no Person and No Government can ever tell ME HOW TO THINK ABOUT MYSELF

. Many people can't get over their childhoods, Honey find a support group or therapy but most importantly get off your ass and do something. We all have problems and it would be great if everyone liked us, but why is that necessary, just like your-self for Fucks Sake. In 2008 my three year old nephew died from Mini Blind Cord Death and a story was written in the local paper that was cold and not what should have been written, they said nothing educational like - every 10 days a child in the United States dies from Blind Cord Death - every three days a child in the U.S. is taken to an E.R. for injuries caused by Mini Blind Cords. When a child dies, It is not the right time for a judgemental tirade on what you think its all about. Roseanne Barr should know better than to blame the family and if she doesn't know better in the future than maybe she should go to a balcony and take a Swan Dive and save the world from her Mentally Ill Bull-Shit.

David Hasselhoff Has No Reason To Live

I don't watch Americas Got Talent, mainly because of Brandy and the Night Rider, I can't understand people with No Talent judging others. I saw an interview with Oprah and David Hasselhoff said the reason he isn't known as a singer in the United States is because his Big Pay-Per-View special was a flop, it was the night O.J Simpson and Al Cowling were chased by the police. Damn that O.J for killing two people and costing David his singing career. No, The Reason Is A Total Lack Of Talent on Your Part Dave.

Dumb Ass Gary Coleman Arrested Again

I need to add to my "WHY ARE THEY ALIVE" list, at the top are David Hasselhoff and Andy Dick, two Waste of Oxygen individuals who should take suicide as an option. But Gary Colman married a fetus, he's 41 she's 24, he never had a good relationship in his life and what a shock he has been arrested for domestic violence charges. Gary has been fucked up for some time, but Oprah has done many shows telling Black people they can get THERAPY now, did you hear that GARY. If you hate your life so much either take responsibility for your own happiness and get therapy or "KILL YOUR SELF"! Maybe he can take Spencer Pratt out with him.

A Story About A Gay Man And His Father

I do love my family, but like everyone else - on occasion one or more say something that I wonder what delusional world are they living in. I am 41 and have been an out gay man since my late teens, a number of years ago my father asked me when I was going to have children (to carry on the family name) and I told him I would like to adopt a child but with my type one diabetes I would never selfishly birth my own, you know that German Selective Breeding Thing And All. I also informed him that my STRAIGHT brother would be his best bet for a little bastard with the family name and blood line. Dad told me (that he had given up hope for Bill to have any kids, So I'm the one who has to do this)..... Now my father has always been in his own World since his birth, but I felt it necessary to drop him back into reality..... So I said ( Me Shooting A Load In A Twat Is Not Going To Happen, Because Remember I'm A FAG ) Dad laughed and that was the last of us talking about me naturally having kids.
So that brings me to recent times. My mother and father are divorced and mom has just retired so she is looking to sell her house and move back to New York, you know the whole Be Closer To Family and Friends thing. So My Father told her ( Don't Move Back To New York Because Of The High Taxes and Massachusetts Because They Allow Gay Marriage ) which my mom then reminded him of his Gay Son -ME-. Dad blew off my mom's comment about me and went on to some more Rush Limbaugh propaganda.
Normally when I speak to my father he will make a typically uneducated comment about politics and I usually tell him ( He should take Rush Limbaugh's dick out of his mouth before speaking with me). And what is most odd to me is that in 41 years, I have made more money and paid more Taxes than my 73 year old father, Yet I don't exist to America's Government. As Ex President Bush says ( Gay Marriage Would Be The Destruction Of The American Family ), even though he did nothing about the divorce rate increasing or how about all the children aging out of our Foster Care system. Funny how many Gay men in the U.S. adopt foster kids and raise them after they have been discarded by their natural BREEDER parents, yet some-how Gay Marriage is what would destroy families. I THINK IF GEORGE W. GOT HIS DICK SUCKED AT SOME POINT IN THE WHITE HOUSE, HE MIGHT NOT BE SUCH A STUPID ASSHOLE !!! As for my Father and his lack of a clue, I'm smart enough to know There's No Hope For Him and when he dies, I will just throw him out with the rest of the trash.
It all reminds me of a quote from the book and movie "Forest Gump" .............. ( Mama always says - Stupid Is, As Stupid Does ) !!!

Paris Hilton Should Only Educate Us About Her Numerous STD's

When you want to know about Herpes or the Clap One should talk to Paris Hilton , but I think Swine Flu is out of her spectrum of knowledge. Paris says "I don't eat that" when asked about swine flu in an online video. Eating pork you Dumb Cow does not give you Swine Flu, don't touch your face-unless you wash your hands first. And if you see a sick pig, don't bring it home with you. That goes for men too. Paris Hilton is a "Fucking Waste Of Oxygen". Sometimes I'm just to German for my own good.

Simon Rex And Lance Bass Frighten Me

Well it seams like Simon and Lance are going to be in a gayer than gay TV show, Yeah like were all waiting for that to premiere. I'm not sure which one of these guys would give you more STDs, Simon dated Paris Hilton and was in Jerk-Off porn - Lance worked with or dated Justin Timberlake. Supposedly Justin dated Britney Spears, but there's no proof that wasn't Lance. I included a shot from one of Simon's porn flicks, his name was Sebastian than.

Paul Kirkland Dancer From Nelly Furtado's Say It Right Video

Paul Kirkland born on June 17th 1982, has worked with Madonna, Jennifer Lopez and Christina Aguilera. He graduated from the Douglas Anderson School of the Arts, and went on to be in several music videos and concert tours. Madonna describes him as -the funkiest white guy she knows- , and that coming from someone who dated Dennis Rodman, is saying something. Paul is touring with Madonna on her Sticky and Sweet tour.